You guys. Parenthood is the real deal. It's life changing and frustrating and makes me feel selfish but sometimes I just want to sit in the bath for 5 minutes with my phone and hope that no one touches me. Is that too much to ask?
Even so, I would give that dream up if someone would just feed my tots. Seriously. You feed them and they can continue to wipe peanut butter all over the only pair of clean pants I have. I don't care - I just don't want to endure the dreaded mealtime four times a day.
Curious as to why? You can read my latest article in Twiniversity here.